P.jess

my first attempt to peacefully and successfully complete a certain amount of work was totally productive! i got through POA and first chapter of A.math TYS in one afternoon. alone. in starbucks. and for the first time in MY WHOLE LIFE, i was so intense in my homework that i FORGOTTEN my LUNCH. and that's probably why i felt so weak during kick-boxing. today's lesson was so effortful and strenuous. almost died back there.

tomorrow's open house and i reckon my PET rocket (physics department) is gonna fail with only dianna and i. to aggravate matters, she's leaving at 1115, which means i'll have to survive ALONE til 1. hope i'll have fun and hope people even bother to come take a look.

another thing, i think my hair is really impossible! i showered at 10pm and right now, it's 0140am, but the area around the center at the back of my head is still WET!!!!!! i did use the dryer but it only help a little. how am i gonna sleep now!? i have to wake up early tomorrow:(

PS: tonight's survivor was fabulously exciting! i didn't want laura to be out though.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! Soon, a farmer passed by and heard the little bird chirping. Seeing the poor creature covered with dung, he decided to help the bird get out of the mess and placed it under a shrub. By this time, the bird was feeling warm and chirpy. and A cat passing by heard the sounds, saw the bird and ate it up.

Morals of the story?
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you’re in deep shit, it might be better just to keep your mouth shut.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.  Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

The moral of the story?
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and Crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” Once again the priest apologized. “Sorry sister, but the mind is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm129. It said, “Go forth and seek; further up, and you will find glory.”

The moral of the story?
Always be well informed in your job; Or you might miss a great opportunity.

wow, so many people's birthday this week. actually, only 3. and guess what, i did something stupid. while writing syafiq a card on wed night, i decided to write 'happy birthday' in malay. but i ended up writing 'happy anniversary' and only know about it after giving the card. and i really wished i could turn back time when i found out birthday boy was the one who realised my mistake.

every morning i wake up with a nottoogood mood because i'm so tired! people are having holidays while i'm still stuck with lessons. on the brighter side, it's the last week!

anyhow, the teacher, whom i assume not liking me, blew up today. and i believe he almost cried. ironically, i pitied him.

went to get syafiq's present and guess what... i think my clumsiness is back-.- after so many clumsy-less months, it's back. gosh, i bought a soy bean (i think that's its name) from Mr Bean and dropped it  upon opening. worst was, i picked it up and dropped in again! which of course, invited unwanted stares. lucky i wasn't alone!

another thing, plan. i've made a plan. after this week, i'll go to starbucks everyday, whenever i'm not out, to study, homework, revise etc. there's far too many homework and it's impossible to do much at home. so i guess i shall go alone and who knows, i might meet some new people who go there everyday like me.

CIAO!

today was so mother and daughter say. we went jogging (well, she walked i jogged) together in the late afternoon. and i also learned that my mum miscarriaged once before me and i'm somehow an accident cus my parents didn't plan me. and my mum spent A LOT of money to keep me alive in her womb. i'm so touched and i love her!

partying at andrea's yesterday was incredibly fun! the movie, the people, the food, the truth and dare and of course, THE STUFFY ROOM!

AND. last friday, i went to fesa's place to return guitar and at the same time, had fun. playing that soccer game got me so aggitated. but til now, i still don't know what i was playing.

right now, i'm researching about stomach cancer cus i've been having stomach aches without reasons. and i've never felt this kind of pain above my belly button. i'm super WORRIED! i don't know what i'll do if i really have cancer. damn, i haven't married and start a family! i better not have cancer...

1.Jennifer's Body is gruesome.

2. ellen degeneres scaring taylor swift was humorous!

3. I've got 3 presents! left with one, next week

4. i'm gonna continue writing birthday cards now.

5. ciao!

i'm sick! look, i knew there's a curse. whenever my hair touches my shoulder, i'll fall sick. always!

whatever, i'll challenge this stupid 'curse'. and i needa get presents for 4 peeps! kinda excited. though i haven't decide what to get. so i'm hanging out with sheryl tomorrow and hopefully i'll find what's good for these people!

I'M NOT GOING TO THE YOG CAMP ANYMORE:( they only select one per school and i'm not selected:(

and i just realised i'm not looking forward to holiday at all. AT ALL!! there's EP and CCA and tons of homework.

and i have no plans for holiday. all i hope for is people asking me out to chillax or homework together or..... nevermind, just anything to get my ass out of my house will be more than happy! ciao~

i learned a lot today. a lot in a way that connects my future? but also because of today, i'm kinda stress here.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK TOWARDS MY FUTURE!

the plan is, i wanna be a dietetian or nutritionist in the future and in order to be one, i have to take dietetics course. so right now, i don't know if i should proceed to JC or Poly. of course people will encourage me to choose JC because obviously it's a better choice. but considering how stressful it is. like you wake up at 6, go to school, start tutorial at 7+ and only end tutorial in the afternoon? after that you gotta attend cca and before you know it, it's night time. by the time you're home and everything, it's 11 or so. and you still have homework and stuff isn't it? furthermore, this goes on everyday.

this makes less people choosing JC over poly and thus, it's more difficult to get into Poly isn't it? wow, i have no idea what i am gonna do. BTW, do you know A level is SATs? which means i need to get A level cert since i guess i'll be studying abroad and the universities in the states requires SATs score. so how?

i guess i shall just study REALLY HARD and see if my results allows me to go JC or Poly. anyway, only temasek and singapore Poly offer this course.

BTW, i'm quite worried about my academics. because ngee ann's standard is rather low (in my opinion). and it doesn't really mean anything if i score really well here. I'M REALLY WORRIED FOR MY ENGLISH! since the standards are low and my scores are borderline passes, what does this says?

SHIT, I'M SO SCREWED!!!

LUCKS TO PEOPLE TAKING O LEVELS!!!!

i give up, this is the only photo i can upload for the time being. some problem!!

so i had another unplanned trip to town with random people. lucky they didn't wanna go home too!

and training resumes tomorrow. as much as i hate it, i have to go:(

life is full of regrets..... this line makes people sound old but i still gotta remind you guys.

CIAO!

this is probably the worst picnic i ever had. though the venue is really awesome. it's beautiful and stuff. just... next time when you plan for a picnic, make sure it's well planned and wear the correct shoes and PICK THE RIGHT PEOPLE WHO LOVES PICNIC. i still love you lj(:

my soles are hurting now. yea, first time wearing wedges for more than 8 hours. bad hair day today too. just not my day today. i looked so distorted today, so i don't wish to upload photos. i'll just keep for myself.

anyway, i have 2 videos of me doing my punishment for GUESS THE NUMBER. should i upload?